[Choose your difficulty level...]

Choose your difficulty level:

[....] Justin Bieber
[....] Very Easy
[....] Easy
[....] Normal
[....] Hard
[....] Very hard
[....] Asian

[Wait for the drop...]

Now-a-days, DJs spend more time with there hands in the air than they do actually DJing/mixing…

[Waiting...]

People wait all week for Friday,
All year for summer,
All life for happiness…..

[Adolescent Argument]

Hispanic Kid: “Shut up, that’s why ya mom’s retarded…”

Black Kid: “Ok, but your mom is mad strong for no reason and can probably backstroke through mud…”

Hispanic Kid: “Umm, but your mom is mad old, farts dust, and spits out dead flies…”

Black Kid: “Oook, but YOUR mom has a goatee and wears a du-rag……”

[What do you study?]

Guy with hat: “You’re in Linguistics huh…?………What do you do?

Guy with glasses: “Bad things with my friends………..”

Guy with hat: “So what do you study?”

Guy with glasses: “I study bad words……..”

[Excuse me Ladies & Gentlmen]

Adolescent enters subway car:

“Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, my name is James. I’m not selling candy for my school or basketball team, I’m just trying to keep money in my pockets and keep myself off the streets”…

My immediate thoughts:

Ok, so number 1, I don’t want to consume your cavity and diabetes inducing candy, 2, you ARE on the streets, and 3, rattling your box of expired M&Ms in my face while I’m deeply engaged in a novel whilst also listening to music on my noise cancellation headphones, is in no way going to make me buy anything from you………..ever……………….

[Hello & Goodbye]

Goodbye,

Pale skin, indoor activities, and fall fashion…

Hello,

Fun colors, spring flings, and spontaneous adventures…